Sunday, 26 July 2009

Are Shoes Really Meant for this Sort of Shinanigans?

That video site YouTube is full of all sorts of's a bit like the telly. I came across a few clips that I'd thought I'd share. Now for me, shoes and boots need to be of high quality, reflect one's personality and be the foundation to showing off the rest of your attire. Of course, they also need to be comfortable and used for walking; the odd bit of boogie and parking under a lusty maiden's bed. I'm not sure about these clips however, they've opened up my eyes to something completely different and potentially a little sinister. Call me cynical, but I think these chaps are quite lonely and don't get out much. Take a look and you decide.

I like the fact he has another pair next to his chair on standby...just in case something happens. Which could be anything! This next one is just plain weird...not only does he have very poor taste in boots, he also needs to undertake a prolonged session of physical jerks to reduce the size of those hairy calfs. He must be a Septic.

And finally, this next one has a bit of a storyline! Note the title, a budding Steven Spielberg perhaps? Perhaps not. Starts off wearing some old tatty shoes and quite rightly changes them for a nice shiny pair of boots. I personally think he's recently returned from a trip to the shops and has got himself all excited and dressed up for this one....should have pressed his trousers though.

Tuesday, 14 July 2009

Need Inspiration for a New Look?

Then you could do worse than take a look at the "Look Book" at Sir Tom Baker. Everything from formal to Rock 'n' Roll, with suits with creative names including "Saville Rot", "Dance Macabre" and "Unknown Pleasures". Every dandy taste and occasion catered for.

Monday, 13 July 2009

Who was spotted at the 2009 Henley Regatta?

A few pictures from this year's Regatta, with some cutting comments to boot. Did you know a young lady was refused access because her dress revealed her knees? This was the same dress that she wore in the Royal Enclosure at Ascot earlier this year. Madame, the knees were irrelevant...the same dress for two occasions...really! Here are those photographs.

Sir, your sunglasses and blazer may cut the mustard...but your shirt and tie certainly don't! What were you thinking?! Now, you sir...yes you on the right, I thought knobbly knee competitions were restricted to holiday camps...clearly I must be wrong. Now, if this is the look you wish to portray, may I recommend you go for a pair of "Keefs" next time.
To the Gentleman on the left...much better! Well done sir! Nice bright blazer and tie. Which Team are you associated with? Either way...very dapper. And on the right, again...well done sir! Now which one of those filly's became the lucky lady! It looks like they're both vying for your attention, even if we can't see the lady on the right.

Friday, 3 July 2009

Something for the Weekend Sir?

Staying away for the weekend? Ashes Test Match; Henley Regatta or just a couple of nights wooing the ladies! This set from Jeffery~West should set you up nicely. You'll need your own outer clothes and under garments of course.

We reckon this lot will hit the coffers by £955...just short of two monkeys. However, we also believe if you get in touch with the good people at Jeffery~West, outlining the details of your forthcoming dirty weekend, they'll sharpen their pencils for you.