- "How do old darling!"
- Say nothing, tip your hat; groom your eyebrows and twist your tache. Never fails.
- "I say...your ball gown looks sensational. It would look even better on my penthouse floor...what!"
- "I can see you'll be needing your overcoat...you've obtained what you've come for."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by once more?"
- "Do you know what winks and can make love like a tiger?" (Then wink)
If none of these work for you, think about joining a monastery.