Friday, 26 June 2009

Six of the Best Dandiest Chat Up Lines to Woo the Ladies

Remember to compliment the lady first, then introduce yourself before you ask any questions. Here are some winning lines to grab their attention and in no particular order:
  • "How do old darling!"
  • Say nothing, tip your hat; groom your eyebrows and twist your tache. Never fails.
  • "I say...your ball gown looks sensational. It would look even better on my penthouse floor...what!"
  • "I can see you'll be needing your've obtained what you've come for."
  • "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by once more?"
  • "Do you know what winks and can make love like a tiger?" (Then wink)
If none of these work for you, think about joining a monastery.

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