Monday, 30 November 2009
Saturday, 5 September 2009
In the middle of the new store and hanging from the ceiling was what can only be described as something akin to a Victorian space exploration device or maybe even something from a time machine. Like everything else in the new store it looked fantastic and even though no one (apart from the designer Mark Brazier-Jones) knew what it was, please notice the chap, bottom left, scratching his head, but it slotted in perfectly.
To round the evening off there was some live music from a local band called Danny Connors & The Ladders. They played an acoustic set which clearly had a Paul Weller influence...and rumour has it (that rumour coming from a Mr Dan Evans of Jeffery~West) the band does have some links to Mr Weller himself. That rumour seems to check out, via the band's and the band member's MySpace profiles...which is most impressive.
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Friday, 14 August 2009
Thursday, 13 August 2009
Sunday, 26 July 2009
I like the fact he has another pair next to his chair on standby...just in case something happens. Which could be anything! This next one is just plain weird...not only does he have very poor taste in boots, he also needs to undertake a prolonged session of physical jerks to reduce the size of those hairy calfs. He must be a Septic.
And finally, this next one has a bit of a storyline! Note the title, a budding Steven Spielberg perhaps? Perhaps not. Starts off wearing some old tatty shoes and quite rightly changes them for a nice shiny pair of boots. I personally think he's recently returned from a trip to the shops and has got himself all excited and dressed up for this one....should have pressed his trousers though.
Tuesday, 14 July 2009
Then you could do worse than take a look at the "Look Book" at Sir Tom Baker. Everything from formal to Rock 'n' Roll, with suits with creative names including "Saville Rot", "Dance Macabre" and "Unknown Pleasures". Every dandy taste and occasion catered for.
Monday, 13 July 2009
Sir, your sunglasses and blazer may cut the mustard...but your shirt and tie certainly don't! What were you thinking?! Now, you sir...yes you on the right, I thought knobbly knee competitions were restricted to holiday camps...clearly I must be wrong. Now, if this is the look you wish to portray, may I recommend you go for a pair of "Keefs" next time.
To the Gentleman on the left...much better! Well done sir! Nice bright blazer and tie. Which Team are you associated with? Either way...very dapper. And on the right, again...well done sir! Now which one of those filly's became the lucky lady! It looks like they're both vying for your attention, even if we can't see the lady on the right.
Friday, 3 July 2009
Friday, 26 June 2009
- "How do old darling!"
- Say nothing, tip your hat; groom your eyebrows and twist your tache. Never fails.
- "I say...your ball gown looks sensational. It would look even better on my penthouse floor...what!"
- "I can see you'll be needing your overcoat...you've obtained what you've come for."
- "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by once more?"
- "Do you know what winks and can make love like a tiger?" (Then wink)